Author: Anjali Patel
Regarding the State of Our Electoral Process – February 2021 Satire
To the Citizens of the Republic, I come to you, eyelids twitching, to ask you the following: What in the name of ...The Election is Over… Or Is It? – November 2020 Satire
Good morning! It is November 22nd, which means that the 2020 election is (still) officially over. For most people, at least. Donald ...Your Morning Briefing (2020 Edition) – October 2020 Satire
Obama Endorses Joe Biden for President At the 2020 Democratic National Convention, Barack Obama formally endorsed Joe Biden for president. “These aren’t ...An Honest Graduation Speech – August 2020 Satire
Good morning! It’s wonderful to see everyone here today. Nothing brings me more joy than seeing your faces crowded into my computer ...A Week in Quarantine (From Determination to Despair In Just 5 Days) – July 2020 ...
One night I had a dream. I’m lying in a hospital bed, the sheets damp and sticky against my skin, fluorescent lighting ...“Why Harvard?” – June 2020 Satire
A College Supplement: “Why Harvard [Or Insert Your Prestigious Institution of Choice Here]?” The summer before sophomore year, I travelled abroad to ...
